You Might Be A CReW Dog If ...

* "wRap" music, to you, has a string section but no instruments ...

* You don't have matching sneakers ...

* The stripes on your sneakers are line-burns, not logos ...

* You can log 2 hop-and-pops in one jump ...

* You wear, and use, multiple hook knives ...

* Your rig has parachute hanging out all over, even when it's closed ...

* You catch your friend's free bag ...

* You land with a spare cutaway pillow ...

* You land with more than 1 main ...

* Your rigger gives you volume discounts ...

* You can unravel an afghan ...

* You find nylon all over your face, and it's not your girlfriend's panties ...

* You take your cellular phone with you on a skydive, and need to use it ...

* You compare line-burn scars with your friends ...

* You get your Gold Wings and your first hour of freefall at the same time ...

* You only jump morning and evening ...

* You look down instead of up when someone screams "incoming" ...

* You don't own a jumpsuit ...

* You're wearing the loudest pants on the DZ (and the ONLY pants if it's summer) ...

* You take more freefall after a cutaway than you do on exit ...

* You are used to landing with less than two sneakers ...

* You always reply "3 seconds" before the person asking "What's the delay from.." has even got the altitude out ...

* When people ask "Why are you wearing x hook knives?" you reply "because

I can't find anywhere on this rig to fit another one" ...

* You've been told by your rigger, "No I will not modify your reserve with red 'A' lines"

* You have a pocket for a cellular phone on your rig

* Even when you jump at your home DZ, your phone is set for 'roam'

* When manifest reminds you of the 800 number for the DZ as you board

* You have a cab driver stick around after you get to the DZ, and you drive there yourself

* You've ever dumped out of habit, 2 seconds into a 4-way freefall skydive.

* You've ever been in a CRW formation that has turned to avoid an aircraft.

* You jump a main that opens twice as fast as your reserve.

* You have your phone calling card number memorized.

* You've landed with a canopy that was neither your main nor your reserve!