Prayers for the Lost

This page is a list of the lost for foundation members to pray for. If you wish to submit name for this page, please do so.

Sparky Lawrence - ellis@nbnet.nb.ca When I was visiting him a month or so ago he served me a warm Beer. Mother- in-law stoneyhi@nbnet.nb.ca

Don Yahrling , dond4077@aol.com

Don posted the following to rec.skydiving. Enough said.

HOWEVER, I must not fail to mention that "Mickey's Wide Mouth" comes in a green bottle. Let's not slam "Rolling Rock", either, as it has always had sentimental attraction for some. Sure, it's great to have an icy "Beck's"; but when we cut to the bone, I'll take a cold, cheap can of "Busch" if that's all there is. Or whatever that stuff was in Moscow with the corn stalks printed on the can. (shudder). Think about a warm "Olympic" in a steel can (no pop tabs then, kiddies) that's been sitting in a pallet in the sun on a PSP/PAP helipad for a day or so. Mm, Mm, good. - submitted by High Priestess Wendy Faulkner

The good Reverend's response to this prayer.

SUCCESS STORY! Richard Worrall, who only last year was promoting Lone Star Light as the best beer in the world, not only bought cases of good beer last weekend, but was seen drinking imported beer. Glory! He has seen the light! Rich Worrall

Preaches to the young and vulnerable at Skydive Temple that Lone Star Light is the one and only true beer, and that it is better than all imports! (It costs $7.99 a case. What do you think?) Sacrilege! - submitted by High Priestess Wendy Faulkner

Oh - Wendy, I hide my face from thy presence. Thou, most sacred amongst the Priestesses of our holy order. I entrust unto thee the produce of my labor - my labor of love - this prayer. It is my hope, and firm belief, that this prayer will calm our souls in the times of trial that we must all inevitably encounter, when we are denied the solace of the sacred brew. I implore thee to make this prayer available to whomsoever of our brethren might find themselves in need thereof. Micke J, NCB #36

Our brew who art in bottles Hallowed be thy taste Thy flavor come thy fluid be transferred From bottle and into glasses Give us this day our daily buzz And forgive us our soberness As we forgive those Who give cheap beer unto us And fill our glasses not with the cheap stuff But intoxicate us with sheer pleasure. Dr. Mike Aratow, maratow@netcom.com

He will jump but he won't drink even though he admits beer has a beneficial amount of vitamin B. - Deacon Bob Simon, NCB #45

Chris Scuggs may Christ forgive you Anonymous

Allen Roulston

This lost soul has founded the "No Beer Skydiving Team", a small and irreverant group of jumpers who do not feel that others should buy their beer when required. The Faithful might then regard him as almost the Anti-Christ. But consider - deep down inside, he tries to atone for his disdain for the green bottle by buying his gear, jumpsuit, helmet, everything in...green. We must also pray for those he corrupts, who do not know the torment at the end of the Path down which he has led them. May they come to find the true light. Glory! - Deacon Mike Crow, NCB #69

Phil Carry He Hast Sworn off all Alcoholic spirits instead living in the spiritless abyss of Pepsi. Deacon Kelley Morgan, NCB #154

Tim: (last name withheld pending prosecution) He has done that most horrid sacrilage of drinking (please forgive me for saying this in your presence) Coors Lite. I know this may be hard to believe but he is not intrinsically evil just confused by the lies of advertisement and the lure of fewer calories. Paul May paulhmay@juno.com

Greg "THE LARGE MAN" Rhode The LARGE MAN has fallen and he cannot get up. I have preached to him in the past regarding the consumption of....cheap beer. He has not followed in the footsteps of the wise. I seek help in turning him onto the GREEN BOTTLE PATH. I beseech thee o fellow green bottle lovers to show him THE WAY. In the name of the High Priestess Wendy I so ASK. AMEN The Good Doctor Dancing Arrow NCB151 Muffbro777@aol.com